Whiskey helps to clear my head  Bring it with you into bed  If I beat you nearly dead  I'll regret it all in the morning  I'm so drunk I couldn't care  If that's a wig or your own hair  Here's my ticket, take me there  I'll regret it all in the morning  I'll regret it all in the morning  When I see your smiling face  I'd rather be in any place but here  The years have left their mark  Your skin feels smooth as bark  As we shiver in the dark  I'll regret it all in the morning  As you gaze around in fright  With your knuckles turning white  You're a lonely, lonely sight  To wake up to in the morning  This is no way to exist  With a girl who keeps a list  Naming all the boys she's missed  And she's longed for in the morning  I'll regret it all in the morning  When I see your smiling face  I'd rather be in any place but here  Now the room is spinning fast  And it fades away at last  And this empty night is past  I'll regret it all in the morning