Got up in the morning  To find myself a future  In the Sunday classfied  But then I spilled my coffee  And then the telephone was ringing  Guess I got distracted  But hey at least I tried  And there's just oh so many hours in a day  And oh so many little things get in the way  Like who's on Oprah and Rosie  I think my bed it too cozy  Yeah that must be it  The reason I can't motivate  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get a life  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get it soon  Cuz rent is due  And cardboard boxes ain't cool  Get up Monday make an afternoon appointment  Fix my hair as best I can  And then I ride on over but  By the time I get there  "The job's been filled dear,  But thanks again"  And there's just oh so many reasons they can find  You're always either under or over-qualified  So who's on Oprah and Rosie  I'll go back to be where it's cozy  Yeah that's my plan  Maybe next week try again  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get a life  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get it soon  Cuz rent is due  And cardboard boxes ain't cool  Hours pass and the days go by  And I still haven't done a thing  And I'm not proud of my laziness  But life can be discouraging  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get a life  do-do-do-do-do-do  Gotta get it soon  Cuz rent is due  And cardboard boxes ain't cool