It wasn't the books that I didn't read, it wasn't the teachers  Who tried to teach me  It wasn't that varsity baseball coach,   kept on telling them locker room jokes  chorus  It was Bobbie Ann Mason, back in high school she was way too cute  She was way too cool  How was I gonna get an education  Sittin right in back of Bobbie Ann Mason  Well Bobbie knew her history, Bobbie knew her French  Bobbie knew how to keep the boys in suspense  She teased with a touch, she teased with a kiss  I was three long years being teased by pretty miss  chorus  Well Bobbie graduated first in the class, me I graduated  Closer to last  Bobbie went to college, she got a degree  I got a guitar so I could sing about me and  chorus  Well the years have taught me, the basics of math  Divorce divides, time subtracts  Takes away your hair, takes away your jump shot  But it ain't gonna take all the memories I've got of  chorus  kelsie18@hotmail.com