[Gran puba:] what, situation here dis is shaggy gand puba style  [Shaggy:] in a dancehall style wicked, whya so versatile chu  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] I don't know why she treat like that  why must she treat so bad  if it's scheming it's scheming like a demon  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] why that girl treat me so bad girl  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] hey shaggy we ain't having it, let'em know what time it is  [Shaggy:] apple in my eye an the key to my yacht  she's the only girl I desire from the start  and if we get together never part  but every time I talk to her she try to blow me off  she keeps trying to avoid  me to tell the truth girl this really annoys me  but I'm the number one champion  tha doberman ere on the microphone stand  she says "god dam"  but since I'm such a good man  and all the leading ladies would love to have my hand  so why u treat me like a mad man  young girl why don't u get with the program  why must she treat so bad  I don't understand this woman at all  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] u need to knock it off coz we ain't going for it  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] u wait till that day that glorious day  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] yo puba .... MJ says "something i don't know"  [Puba:] now baby listen I ain't into butt kissing  if u think im going out like that, keep wishing  u play hard to get then u won't get got  if u keep acting up ya end up a have not  every day it seems that u want to treat me bad  every day it seems your maxi on a pad  I treat u like a queen and u play me like peasant  no matter what I do u try to make me feel unpleasant  but hey it'll come back to haunt chaya  never flip the script and say now i don't want cha  I can change like sneakers and clothes  is git it  stick it,  it ain't change  but a plane ticket  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] a wag man MJ says - "something shaggy says doesn't make sense"  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] easy come easy go  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] I don't know why I have to see ya like this  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] say ya better take it personal  [Shaggy:] Lover boy says yes may god bless uhhmmmmmm  she uller to told me oh goodness  and that's when she put me to the test  and that's when I had to but the egg in the bird nest  and that's how we rumble  last night upon real love she stumble  I'm just the same guy that she dissed  and now she never passes me with out blowing a kiss  yo girl your dismissed  [Puba:] hahaha just like that then  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] yeah yeah plain legged sexy keep on walking  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] now wonder if i'll get the sharp end of the stick 'Di' thinks it is - 'now ah wonder who get da short end of the stick' !?!?!  why she treat so bad  [Puba:] that's right are u with me  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] and that's how it goes  check it  ain't no honey fly enough  ain't no boody fat enough  ain't no coody good enough  to string out gran puuu  so baby be true stop all the things u do  before I change my mind and find some body new  and now you {see/know} this is how gran puba and shaggy do  mother made you  mother had you  mother f*ck you  as we put it on like that  time to represent  here we go  situation is we ain't having it these days  so we got a let them know  one time  why must she treat so bad  [Shaggy:] now what's the situation again hey  why must she treat so bad  [Puba:] get a lift  why must she treat so bad  yeah gran puba shaggy here girls