Now this is original dogamuffin Shags man  Ugly gal a take set  Ay pretty gal I man play hard for get  When I rub up on keen tear to them  Watch this    [Chorus:]  Well me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no  Well me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no    Well ugly gal a take set  Pretty gal play hard fi get  Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg  Ugly gal a take set  Pretty gal play hard fi get  Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg    Watch it  Woman now a days, no give no man respect  Or call man dog and take man fi puppet  Move Dorothy do not get me upset  Make me love mi pants-foot 'cause nice me start make  Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a take set  'Cause me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get  How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate  Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty take set    Ugly gal a take set  Pretty gal play hard fi get  Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg    [Chorus:]  'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no  Well me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no    Watch it  Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing  Them the gal know what is with the God-damn act  When you call them name them upon them back  When hoax them name them talk 'bout them fi cut  Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot  Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat  When they hear wrong number, loaded gun, ha  When you tell her you're yored, comfortable and relaxed  Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock  Take the telephone, now ready fi go call Pott  A guy I love the number and a woman answer then  Hello, hello, me ask Peter Pott, I say  You have the wrong number, this is a laundromat    Well ugly gal a take set  Pretty gal play hard fi get  Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg    [Chorus:]  'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no  Well me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no    Watch it  Check the pretty gal, a big genii them  And one pretty gal out-walk with ten ugly friend  You go a dancehall and walk up on the whole of them  You want the pretty gal, but you no want the ugly friend  You tell the bartender: "Give her a Heineken"  But she no want it, look back, will you buy one fi the friend  Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria problem  A whole heap of lyrics, don't want kill her with arguments  A pay for punker can down-buck all pin  Ready fi the phone-number, fi sure I buy your friend  She whispered inna your ears and said: "I have a boyfriend"  I bet you any money before the night end  Nine out to ten you well now pay the ugly friend    Well ugly gal a take set  Pretty gal play hard fi get  Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg    [Chorus:]  Well me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no  Me no know weh am ya gon' do  Fi get rid of mi burthen  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no    Watch this  Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman  Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman  Ugly gal a take set  And pretty gal I man play hard for get  When I rub up on keen tear to them  Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this    [Chorus:]  Well me no know weh am ya gon....  Fi get rid of mi burt...  Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh n...