(feat. Richard Ducent, Nucci, Wiz Dinero)    [Nucci]  Shaggy, Cartel remix  Nucci Rayo  Now picture this I'm bucknaked on the bathroom floor  Hittin' Aaliyah raw, Henney-ed up, Mya seen it all  Same reason Kim and Foxy ain't speakin' no more  And why Britney and Christina didn't speak at the awards  Keys in the door, I heard a noise  I didn't get up  Next thing you know Destiny's Child split up  But yo I'm Cris-ed up, got Monica in Miami  Soon as Kobe get married  I'll be back with Brandy    [Shaggy]  How you fe hav yuh woman nex' a yuh villa?  Trepass and a witness up inna 'you pilla  Yuh betta watch your back before she turn into a killa  Interview the situation or she call the gleaner  To be a true playa you fe know how fe play  If she say a nite, convince her seh a day  Never admit to a word wat she say  And if she claim a yuh, tell her, baby no way    [1] - [Nucci (Shaggy)]  Yo but she caught me on the counter  (It wasn't me)  Saw me banging on the sofa  (It wasn't me)  I even had her in the shower  (It wasn't me)  I even had her in the Range Rover  (It wasn't me)  She saw the marks on my should  (It wasn't me)  And here's the words that I told her  (It wasn't me)  She heard the screams gettin' louder  (It wasn't me)  She stayed until it was over    [2] - [Richard "Rikrok" Ducent]  Honey came in and she caught me redhanded  Creepin' with the girl next door  Picture this, we were both buck naked  Banging on the bathroom floor    [Shaggy]  Mek she know seh, dat she neva hav' no right fe vex  A never yuh seh see, a mek the gigalo flex  A somebody else whey favor yuh in de complex  See is believing so yuh betta change yuh specs  Yuh know she a go bring a whole heap a tings up from de past  All the likkle evident you betta know fe mask  Quick pon yo' answer, know how fe talk  But if she back a run, yuh know yuh betta run fast    [Repeat 1]    [Wiz Dinero]  Uh-huh that's my story and I'm stickin' to it  What you seen and heard, I ain't admitting to it  It wasnt' me, you wanna call me liar, flattin' my tires  Seein' how you play goin' through my two way  You wanna tear my Polos  I can't stand it when you rig up them four doors  From Miami, me and Shaggy in the Caddi  Plus mami with the fatti  Told me, meet her backstage  Talkin' bout she need it badly  I never met her, never seen her  What you talkin' bout?  Bathroom tryna catch us when I'm walkin' out  Dressing room on the floor, on the table too  I'm telling you it wasn't me, it was Don Pooh    [Repeat 2]    I had tried to keep her from what  She was about to see  Why should she believe me  When I told her it wasn't me    [Repeat 2]    I had tried to keep her from what  She was about to see  Why should she believe me  When I told her it wasn't me