[Intro: Dum-Dum and Happy P]  (Lighting a joint)  (Coughs)  [Dum-Dum]  Go head maan  Boy that's 5  [Happy P]  That's got to be  Pass that mayn    [Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P]  [Dum-Dum]  I hit it the worst ways  After the first day  I'm needin it everyday  And twice on a Thursday  Blood thick than water  In pounds better than quarters  I'm smoking two joints   While I'm knockin down yo door  The Dope House Records is on fire  So grab the extinguisher  I'm smoked out in the beamer  Bout to get emphezema  Gun slingers rap singers  With more stripes than the bengals  No need for the gang signs  I'm using my trigga finga    [Happy P]  Now won't you roll one  Fo' the po' one  Sometimes I'm real selfish and don't smoke my weed   with no one  You know me   I'm young Happy P  Kick back and blow a sweet  While my niggas move keys  Bitch please  I got G's  Sip corona with lima squeeze  And platinum P's   And only smoke on the fine leaves  I started out   Sellin five dollar sweets  And now I'm hella paid  Sellin 5000 dollar beats    [Chorus: Grimm]  I smoke two joints when I wake up  In the car I smoke two joints   I smoke two joints when I play video games  And every 10,000 points  I smoke two joints in time of peace  And two in time of war   I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints  And then I smoke two more      [Verse 2: SPM and Low-G]  [SPM]  Man this killer herb got me runnin over curbs  And writing these raps full of misspelled words  I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse  Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my   hearse  I take two charges it's really quite harmless  The only side effect is that it makes you retarded   ha ha  I started in 82  In fifth grade  You can say I was in high school  True smoka    [Low-G]  I got married at an early age   Con mi hermosa  Maria es mi esposa  Mi sancha es Nina Rosa  Mafiosa  Pero eso es otra cosa  Mi wife es celosa  No llores mariposa  Tan chiclosa  Te triago from coasta coasta  I got your corazon dropped en mi bolsa  Borracho de tu besos  Hoja pa mis huesos  Me trais pesos  Con hidea pa mi seso    [Chorus]    [Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm]  [Diamond]  Dimond popped up on the scene  Smoke two joints where I can beam  Flip the scene bizatines  Sippin lean sticky green  Come out fresh when it spring   Steady flossin diamond rings  Bustin gats with Bing  Catchin squares at ten  Baby Beesh he got the dro  Happy P we fitin to roll  And shut em down we livin throwed  Got the keys  We got the vo's  Hit and run cause the scheme  Hold your breath and feel my spin  Since diamond came around  Now she down with a team    [Grimm]  Now I'm down with Bobby Brown  But I love Al Green  Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans  Bout to blow em back to back  Takin two to the dome  Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown  Stay stoned out the mode  Drop a flow rock a show  Got to go out the do   Boppin hoe after close  Nose hits roach clips  Place a pink in my eye  And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky    [Chorus]      [Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing]  [Baby Beesh]  Now I be blowin not only one but less than three  That's the recipe  Yes indeed  Blowin oooey gooey is a neccesity  Don't question me  Blowin' heavily  Till I'm 70  That's the remedy  Feelin famous like the Kennedy  From here to Tennessee  Sippin hennesse  Smokin with intensity  Feel my ghetto energy  Fools be sweatin me  For that rush in the Lebanese  I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly   Beverly    [Lil Bing]  Two joints be smellay in my Cadi  From the Valley to Cali  In the alley servin patties  Hastled by federales  Drippin candy  Sippin brandy  Twenty inches look fancy  On my way to the grammys  Hoes droppin they panties  Got a freak named Sandy  Makin hits like Sammie  I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak   at Grandy's  Smashin off man fo sho  Got my tv's on glow  Smokin two smokin four  Then back door hit two mo  [two mo repeats till fade]