(feat. Too Short, Mistah F.A.B.)    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Hey look I'm only in town for a night  And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped  And everybody love me, the browns to the whites  You live like a movie but a movie my life    [Chorus]  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Now go and roll up the Swisher  But don't drink all my liquor  You know it's all good my nigga  Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture  Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese  Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze  Now DJ bring the music please    [Too $hort]  I'm the life of the party  It don't take much, for me to get started  Every time you see me, I'm with a bunch of girls  Straight to the table, in my own world  The ballplayers know me, movie stars too  See my homie Snoop, we doin' what we do  Don't matter where we at, Miami or Vegas  Every time you ask me, yeah I'm a player  (Beotch) Cause I'm the life of the party  I got ten bad bitches, actin' retarded  I'm tryin' to meet a few new ones  What's up with you girl, maybe we can do somethin'  Do you drink, do you smoke?  I could tell by your purse and your shoes you ain't broke  Hang with me, the first thing you do is get stuck  Take you somewhere, later on you'll get fucked, beotch!    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Hey look I'm only in town for a night  And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped  And everybody love me, the browns to the whites  You live like a movie but a movie my life    [Chorus]  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Now go and roll up the Swisher  But don't drink all my liquor  You know it's all good my nigga  Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture  Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese  Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze  Now DJ bring the music please    [Snoop Dogg]  I've been trappin' all day, gettin' paper  Headed to the club in my brand new scaper  Gators on my feet, money in my pocket  I gotta do a show so you know I'm bout to rock it  See my homie $hort, layin' low-key  I strolled over to him, and passed him the bleezy  Dogg y Dog, anything goes  Snappin' my fingers, crackin' at some hoes  What do ya know, I'm in The A gettin' play all day  A lot of y'all wanna ball and try to walk this way  Y'all want that shine-shine but that's all mine  I'm bonafied, qualified to have a hot damn time  Now listen, get the picture, and take a picture of me quick  See 'cause tomorrow I got a new city that I'm gon' hit  A double whammy, right before I do the Grammy's  I do a show with Puff Daddy way out in South Miami    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Hey look I'm only in town for a night  And when I pull up man the crowd get hyped  And everybody love me, the browns to the whites  You live like a movie but a movie my life    [Chorus]  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I show up)  I'm the life of the party  (Every time I blow up)    [Mistah F.A.B.]  Now go and roll up the Swisher  But don't drink all my liquor  You know it's all good my nigga  Give me one second, I'll pose for your picture  Like cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese  Now everybody just freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze  Now DJ bring the music please    [Outro: Too $hort]  Count 'em man... there's about 12, 13, 14 bad bitches  It's me, two of my homies... drinkin', we smokin'  I see all the ballers in the house, what's up mayne?  They doin' it big over there too, but you know mayne  If I wasn't here, it wouldn't be the same  Cause I'm the life of the party baby  I hope you feel the same way about yourself, beotch!