Radio free fall   The cat walk to the show   All bets are on for those in the known   Oh no   There's a caterwaul in Hollywood  Who would have ever thought   All planets in line with the disco ball  Who did you know coming up   Who will you know going down  America give it a name   Call it a miracle   All bets are on for those on a roll  Oh no   Sold and bought straight San Jo  Who would have ever thought   We'd spoil the sport and be on top  Who did you know coming up   Who will you know going down   Who's getting sent back down  There's a brand spanking new kid in town  San Jo who would've ever thought   Hollywood get yourself sold and bought   Radio, radio video and don't forget the talking show  And never forget that you're good to go   Oh no   It's a cattle call  In fifteen minutes you're a Neanderthal   All planets in line with the disco ball    [Repeat Chorus]