she's got another fantasy   she lives in flat number twenty three   picked first prize for carnival queen   and now she takes her clothes off   collects the covers off her magazines   she longs to be another teenage dream   the problem is she's turning forty three   she still takes her clothes off   she got the nick name porta bubble joan   they found her dead dead as nails at home   and she said i'm gonna be another marilyn   bleach my hair and get real thin   and everybody's gonna wanna dance with me   she loved to have her little fantasies   she longed to be the wife of jimmy dean   but jimmys head sits in jimmys knees   she loves to take her clothes off   police are looking around at twenty three   they found her hanging from her swollen   feet they saw her dance last in woolworth   street   she loved to take her clothes off   she got the nick name porta bubble joan   they found her dead dead as nails at home   and she said i'm gonna be another marilyn   bleach my hair and get real thin   and everybody's gonna wanna dance with me   everybody wants to be the carnival queen   everybody wants to be the carnival   king or queen   we all read the books   she takes her clothes off one by one   off again