Ah, to the beat y'all  Yes, yes, y'all  Salt and Pepa's here with a brand new call  People are saying, "No, it just can't be them"  But yes, it's Salt and Pepa on the mic again    Here to let you know how the rhymes just go  When it's time to pick up the microphone  And let the voice flow  So yo, Steevee-O, let the beat go  Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo  No one can ever flow smooth as this  Whether he's a Mister or she's a Miss  So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound  Or rather the rhyme will just gather around  To see the doper than dope ones, fulfill the circumference  Go out and buy an amp so that you can pump this    It's startin' to irk me, yo, Salt, what irks you?  Other MCs couldn't fill up a circle with fans  While we were on vacation you couldn't complete your end  Salt and Pepa now we're back and again featuring  Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro  And on the wheels of steel good to go  Cuttin' up a storm sometimes it's frightning  First comes the rain then strike the lightning  Doper than dope, can anyone cope?  Yes, a-maybe, ahh - nope, so why do you persist and try?  Look me right in the eye and tell me are you that fly?  That you can pick up the microphone  We stake the mic alone  Hope that you never run into Salt and Pepa  Cuz we're doper than dope    Yo, it's been a long time, but now we're back  Salt and Pepa's gettin' funky on a brand new track  And more up-to-par, swift like a car  Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar  Leaving a scar on those who spar  So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar  Lyrics gonna flood your mind like the reservoir  Here they are, come and join the Salt and Pepa seminar  The rhymes are refined, some call them bizarre  But they can catch your ears like a bass guitar  And speakin' of base, why did ya in the first place?  Walkin' around town till I see you face to face  You didn't wanna speak so I rested my case  And now you're feelin' kinda fragile like an antique vase  But don't worry friends or even give up hope  Cuz this time we're hyper than hype on the mic  Call us doper than dope    Spinderella, where ya at?  Give us a funky scratch  This is it, this is it  Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get  Uh, hit me  Two times    Three-two-one break down, ya broke up  Cuz you started speakin' when you shouldn't have spoke up  You went the wrong way, you shouldn't have tried  To dis Salt and Pepa cuz half-steppers gettin' fried  Cuz these females at five minutes a beat  Is all it takes for us to take control seven days a week  You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please  And let's not waste time on the weak MCs  Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal  Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal    Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some  Doper than dope rhymes so I can hit some  Musical notes that can hypnotize  Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs  Try to concentrate on the whole scenery  Cuz this is Salt and the Pepa MC  Yo, here to rock right with the Idolmakers clan  There's Steevee-O, Hurby the Luv Bug and also  The Invincibles, Fat Doug, Dre, and Bougie  And much more so get your VCR and pick my Fuji tape  And rush for your house, don't move slow  Cuz you might miss the main Idols in the video  You guessed it, yes, it's no joke  Salt and Pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)  Gettin' doper than doper than doper than dope    Enough (Why?), cuz this ain't your average stuff  And when it comes to rockin' rhymes Salt and Pepa don't bluff  We were the Showstoppers that took your men  We made you shake it then you push it, and we started a trend  But this trend is kinda different, it's not a gold rope  This time it's Salt and Pepa, Spinderella gettin' doper than dope