Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin   I am always on the ouside looking in   Maybe that is why I see the funny side   When I see your fallen brother take a bride   Weddings make a lot of people sad   But If you're not the groom, they're not so bad   Another bride, another June   Another sunny honeymoon   Another season, another reason   For makin' whoopee     A lot of shoes, a lot of rice   The groom is nervous, he answers twice   It's really killing, that he's so willing to make whoopee     Picture a little love nest   Down where the roses cling   Picture the same sweet love nest   Think what a year can bring     He's washing dishes and baby clothes   He's so ambitious he even sews   But don't forget folks   Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee     Picture a little love nest   Down where the roses cling   Picture the same sweet love nest   Think what a year can bring     He's washing dishes and baby clothes   He's so ambitious he even sews   But don't forget folks   That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee     For makin' whoopee   For makin' whoopee   So don't forget folks,   Thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee   (transcribed by Roman )