Johnny could only sing one note   And the note he sang was this: aaaahh   Poor Johnny One Note     Sang out with Gusto   And just overloaded the place  Poor Johnny One Note   Yelled willy-nilly   Until he was blue in the face  For holding one note was his ace   Couldn't hear the brass   Couldn't hear the drum  He was in a class   By himself, by gum  Poor Johnny One Note     Got in Aida indeed a great chance to be brave  He took his one note   Howled like the North Wind   Brought forth wind that made critics rave  While Verdi turned round in his grave   Couldn't hear the flute     Or the big trombone  Everyone was mute   Johnny stood alone  Cats and dogs stopped yapping   Lions in the zoo   Were all jealous of Johnny's big thrill  Thunderclaps stopped clapping   Traffic ceased its roar   And they tell us Niag'ra stood still  He stopped the trainwistles   Boatwhistles   Steamwhistles   Copwhistles  All whistles bowed to his skill   Sing Johnny One Note   Sing out with gusto   And just overwhelm all the crowd   Aaaahh     So sing, Johnny One Note out loud   Sing, Johnny One Note   Sing - Johnny - One Note - Out loud   (transcribed by Roman )