I should be standing at the bar  Waving a ten pound note around  But I sit here on the sofa at my girl’s house  I should be chatting shit as I’m nubbing out another snout  But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV for now    I should be watching the fruit machines  For which one will pay out  But I sit on the sofa at my girls  Any how    I should be legging it from a cab  Like a mad little lout  But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV  Throughout    I know I never tell her  But every single day man  I’m always thinking loads about her  She’s the best thing that ever happened to me  And I don’t know what I’d do without her    I should actually go out and about  Flip some beer mats  Instead of sitting her at my girls gaff  Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat  Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that    And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back  So I use my girls TV to watch the match  Yeah, I might head out later   To get off this beaten track  Of watching the TV, roaching up  I’m the same old man    I know I never tell her  But every single day man  I’m always thinking loads about her  She’s the best thing that ever happened to me  And I don’t know what I’d do without her    But on second thought  So why don’t you shots   No, I think I’ll sit on the sofa   And eat my TV meal  I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill  Roaching a spliff, watching East Enders or the Bill  Because basically I love her  And I love being here still  And I love sitting on the sofa  With my girl   For real  I don’t want to knock my mates  But there it’s the same old drill  Roaching a spliff and watching the TV is my will    I know I never tell her  But every single day man  I’m always thinking loads about her  She’s the best thing that ever happened to me  And I don’t know what I’d do without her    No fuck that  I might ask my mates where they’ll be drinking  From the sofa, giving them a ding  Tell them  I will go freeze on that ground  Later on this evening  Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again  And then go out whilst back at her’s  She does her thing  Sitting on the sofa at her end  But as I watch the big screen  I know I will quite miss  Me and her roaching a spliff   Watching the TV again    I know I never tell her  But every single day man  I’m always thinking loads about her  That’s exactly what I’m talking about  She’s the best thing that ever happened to me  I wouldn’t have it any other way  I’ll tell you this  And I don’t know what I’d do without her  I know I never tell her  There’s a whole world out there  But every single day man  A whole world  I’m always thinking loads about her  She’s the best thing that ever happened to me  But do I give her  Do you know what I mean  And I don’t know what I’d do without her  There’s a whole world out there    I’ve got one package  Of rizzler over there  but it’s nearly run out  I’ve got bits of cigarette   All over the place  Mmmmhmmm  The clipper needs a shake  The ashtray needs emptying  But I wouldn’t have it any other way  I said I wouldn’t have it any other way  I said I wouldn’t have it any other way  I wouldn’t have it any other way  I wouldn’t have it any other way  I wouldn’t have it any other way  I wouldn’t have it any other way  oooohoooo  No I wouldn’t  No I wouldn’t    I said the ashtray needs emptying  I said the clipper needs a shake    But I  Need the same thing as yesterday  Hey hey  Ho ho  I wouldn’t have it any other way  I wouldn’t have it any other way