Well I've kicked around a lot since high school   I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs   From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band   To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs   Now I've come back home to plan my next move   From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch   When I see my little cousin Janine walk in   All I could say was ow-ow-ouch     [CHORUS:]  Honey how you've grown   Like a rose   Well we used to play   When we were three   How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree     She turned my life into a living hell   In those little tops and tight capris   I pretended to be readin' the National Probe   As I was watchin' her wax her skis   On Saturday night she walked in with her date   And backs him up against the wall   I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing   In a voice I never knew I had before     [CHORUS]    I'll teach you everything I know   If you teach me how to do that dance   Life is short and quid pro quo   And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?     One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire   And I decided to make my play   I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks   How can you stand it for one more day   She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes   Or that your mind has turned to applesauce   The dreary architecture of your soul   I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?     [CHORUS]