Teddy's rolling now most every night   Skatin' backwards at the speed of light   He's changed - in a thousand little ways   He's changed - yes indeed   You know he's movin' on metal, yes he's   Hanging tight with the Jack of Speed     Sheena's party - there's a case in point   That right-wing hooey sure stunk up the joint   He's gone - he walks through the old routines   But he's gone - guaranteed   He may be sittin' in the kitchen, but he's   Steppin' out with the Jack of Speed     You maybe got lucky for a few good years   But there's no way back from there to here   He's a one way rider   On the shriek express   And his new best friend is at the throttle more or less     He can't hear you honey - that's alright   Pack some things and head up into the light   Don't stop - he'll be callin' out your name   But don't stop when you hear him plead   You better move now little darlin' or you'll be   Trading fours with the Jack of Speed