by Young Jessie and Sam Ling  I'm gonna tell you a story 'bout Mary Lou  You know the kind of woman make a fool of you  She make a young man itch  She man an old man fart  The way she took my money was a crying shame  Mary Lou she took my watch and chain  Mary Lou she took my diamond ring  Mary Lou she took the keys to my cadillac car  Jumped in my kitty and drove off far  Left me stranded in Kalamazoo  Making her fortune off a fool like you  She married a rich man  Had a dozen mountain goats  Drove that cat until he flipped his lid  Come back into town about a year ago  Told me she was sorry that she hurt me so  I had a fifty-five Ford and a two dollar bill  The way she looked at that man gave me a chill  Mary Lou