Got a pocket full of change   But it ain't gonna get me far   I'm a movin'' violation   This ain't even my car   Somebody roll up the windows   Somebody turn up the tunes   Somebody get me a valid ID   Or I'll be wearing the blues   There's no reason or rhyme, but so what   Tis the season for crime and here we come   Ready or... ooh what'd you expect   Oh what'd you expect   Got a rocket eighty-eight   But the bitch wont give it back   It's a stupid situation   But she's got a nice rack   Somebody get me a shotgun   Somebody give me a ride   somebody tell me what's going on   I'm here to take what's mine   There's no reason or rhyme, but so what   Tis the season for crime and here we come   Ready or... ooh what'd you expect   Somebody get me a shotgun   Somebody give me a ride   somebody tell me what's going on   I'm here to take what's mine