So I pushed and pushed and pushed them, through the towns and through the  bushes and the word was spreading like a lie. "Come and see the holy  two-some. They can heal and they can do some things that no one ever did  before." And so they came for holy healing, both the belching andthe  squealing, and the ones who maybe just were bored. Down the aisle they  slowly paraded, while I smiled and masqueraded as the kindly keeper of the  touch. Kneeling them along aa line, I taped a tiny piece of pine upon the  chin of each and every one. And then from this a copper wire stretched  across a tubeless tire and ended in a round and reddish clamp. Then at  once the fees were taken, and the apprehension shaken for the twins would  silently appear. Full of life and love and smiling knowing not that all  the while I too was smiling to myself inside. Silently I stood between  them holding up the crimson gleaming circle with the ends now pried apart.  Then I lifted up the cover softly like it was my lover and I felt them  shudder as they sighed. As I clampedthe metal on it, something like a  liquid donut shimmered as the holy union flexed. Then the people screamed  and shouted, as the donut grew and spouted little bitty dust balls made of  fire. And these soon enough descended down the lines and finally ended at  the screams of joy and pain and fear. For soon the cripples would be  walking and the dummies would be talking but no one knew exactly how or  why.  --------------------------------------------------------------------------