Phoned up my doctor  To see what's the matter.  He said: Come on over.  I said: Do I have to?  My knees started shaking.  My wrists started aching.  When my doctor said to me:    Oh my my. Oh my my  Can you boogie  can you slide?  Oh my my. Oh my my  You can boogie  if you try.  Oh my my. Oh my my  It's guaranteed to keep you alive.    Head wurse  she blew it just like a tornado  When they started dancing  I jumped off the table.  If at myself heaving  And as I was leaving  This is what they said to me:    Oh my my. Oh my my.  Can you boogie  can you slide?  Oh my my. Oh my my.  You can boogie  you can fly.  Oh my my  if you try  It's guaranteed to keep you alive.    If you should slow down  and you're feeling low down  Don't call up the doctor  Just grab you a partner  It's what you've been missing  I've got your prescription  That boogie-woogie-remedy.    Oh my my. Oh my my  You can boogie  you can slide  Oh my my. Oh my my  We can boogie till we die  Oh my my. Oh my my.  It's guaranteed to keep you alive.    Oh my my. Oh my my.  Watch me boogie  watch me slide  Oh my my. Oh my my.  Want to boogie  want to slide  Oh my my. Oh my my.  Oh  we boogie  oh we fly.  Oh my my. Oh my my.  Play that boogie  play that slide