You can call me a hog-drunken swine  because I like drinking wine  but I'm really not drunk all the time  I was sober when I made up this rhyme.  There's Moonshine in the mountains  and it's going so cheap  so grab yourself a bucket  a still's water runs deep.  There's an injun who married a squaw  'cause her feet were size twenty four  I'll tell you what he marridged her for  if you help me get up from this floor.  There's Moonshine in the mountains  and it's going so cheap  so grab yourself a bucket  a still's water runs deep.  Well the reason this redskin got wed  to his freak-footed bride like I said  has completely gone out of my head  won't you please pass that bottle instead.  There's Moonshine in the mountains  and it's going so cheap  so grab yourself a bucket  a still's water runs deep.  I remember it much better now  it had something to do with a cow  she could milk it with one foot and plough  with the other ... no that ain't right somehow  There's Moonshine in the mountains  and it's going so cheap  so grab yourself a bucket  a still's water runs deep.  I recall that they both came to town  she was wearing a Buffalo gown  and the old man when he saw my frown  said she's great when she treads them grapes down  There's Moonshine in the mountains  and it's going so cheap  so grab yourself a bucket  a still's water runs deep.