You could get arrested for  getting your kit off in the street  How many times have I told you  It's not polite to meet and greet  We'll get you home and wash you up  In a bath of cold coffee  I only do this cause I love you  And you can make things easier  Didn't you hear me when I said  Not to do this anymore  I've had enough it's got to stop  Or I will leave you then we'll see  If you could handle things yourself  Without me here to scrape you up  This is the last time I'll warn you  Don't make me leave you all alone  It doesn't matter anyway