Give me back my wig  Honey, now let your head go bald.  Give me back my wig  Honey, now let your head go bald.  Really didn't have no business  Honey, buyin' you no wig at all.    Takin' me downtown  say four forty nine,  When I get down there  I swear, nine ninety nine.    You just give me back my wig  Honey, now let your head go bald.  Really didn't have no business  Honey, buyin' you no wig at all.    Yeah my Mama told me  and your good friend too,  When you get that wig  That's the way you gonna do.    You just give me back my wig  Honey, now let your head go bald.  Really didn't have no business  Honey, buyin' you no wig at all.    Goodbye little more fun  All I got to say.  Give me back my wig and be  On your merry way.    You just give me back my wig  Honey, now let your head go bald.  Really didn'thave no business  Buyin' you no wig at all