She's gonna hand you a red-headed Gabriel   Coming from the bar in a plastic tie   He's gonna swing from the tree of life   He's gonna try and sell you on a great big lie      But when you speak to her, her eyes light up   The music spills right into your cup   The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice   There are pies on a carousel, have a slice   But watch out, she ain't no good for you      He's gonna spin like the tractor pull   She'll sit back when he tells his tale   He's gonna yell when he drinks his beer,   She'll sit back and drink ginger ale      But when you speak to her, her eyes light up   The music spills right into your cup   It's so abrupt and it's so concise   There are pies on a carousel, have a slice   But watch out, she ain't no good for you, I say   Watch out, she ain't no good for you      She'd like to put you in her zoo   Right between the canaries and the cockatoos   She'll pull out your feathers for her brand new hat   And when she's done that, she'll feed you to her cat   So watch out, she ain't no good for you   Watch out, she ain't no good for you   Watch out, she ain't no good for you