From Episode 4--Rack, Shack, and Benny  Narrator: "Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad,  'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish. Bob the Tomato  will translate."  Larry: "Miren al pepino"  Bob: "Watch the cucumber"  Larry: "miren como se mueve"  Bob: "see how he moves"  Larry: "como un leon"  Bob: "like a lion"  Larry: "tras un raton."  Bob: "chasing a mouse."  Larry: "Miren al pepino"  Bob: "Watch the cucumber"  Larry: "sus suaves movimientos"  Bob: "Oh, how smooth his motion"  Larry: "tal como mantequilla"  Bob: "like butter"  Larry: "en un chango pelon."  Bob: "on a ... bald monkey."  Larry: "Miren al pepino"  Bob: "Look at the cucumber"  Larry: "los vegetales"  Bob: "all the vegetables"  Larry: "envidian a su amigo"  Bob: "envy their friend"  Larry: "como el quieren bialar"  Bob: "wishing to dance as he"  Larry: "Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"  Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"  Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"  Bob: "Dance, dance, yeah!"  Larry: "Miren al tomate"  Bob: "Look at the tomato"  Larry: "no es triste?"  Bob: "Isn't it sad?"  Larry: "El no puede bailar."  Bob: "He can't dance."  Larry: "!Pobre tomate!"  Bob: "Poor tomato!"  Larry: "El deberia poder bailar"  Bob: "He wishes he could dance"  Larry: "Como el pepino"  Bob: "like the cucumber"  Larry: "libre y suavemente."  Bob: "free and smooth."  Larry: "Pero el no puede danzar."  Bob: "But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't  dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see  me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"  Larry: "No comprendo."  Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"  Jr.: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber  in authentic Argentinian garb!"  Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarves have your  mother confused with someone else! Say 'Peas!'"  All: "Peas!"  Larry: "Escuchen el pepino"  Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"  Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte"  Bob: "hear his strong voice"  Larry: "como un leon"  Bob: "like a lion"  Larry: "listo a devorar."  Bob: "about to eat."  Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"  Bob: "Listen to the cucubmer"  Larry: "que dulce as su canto"  Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"  Larry: "la voz de su garganta perece un triar."  Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."  Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"  Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"  Larry: "los vegetales"  Bob: "all the vegetables"  Larry: "envidian a su amigo"  Bob: "envy their friend"  Larry: "como el quieren cantar."  Bob: "wishing to sing as he."  Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"  Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"  Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"  Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!"  Larry: "Escuchen al tomate"  Bob: "Listen to the tomato"  Larry: "?No es triste?"  Bob: "Isn't it sad?"  Larry: "El no puede cantar."  Bob: "He can't sing."  Larry: "Pobre tomate."  Bob: "Poor tomato."  Larry: "El deberia poder cantar"  Bob: "He wishes he could sing"  Larry: "fuerte y ducle como el pepino"  Bob: "strong and sweet like the cucumber"  Larry: "Pero no puede ..."  Bob: "But he can't ..."  Larry: "!Ni siquiera da un silbido!"  Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here  and let me sing YOU a song!"  Larry: "Adios, amigos!"  Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to  hear Larry sing ..."  Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to  run with this sombrero on my head!"