MUSIC: D. Schoufs   LYRICS: D. Schoovaerts/U. Balfe   No dimes in your pocket   No bills in your wallet   No cash in the bank   Ain't no good at all   Honey you're not wise   You don't realise   People talk you know   Guess what I've been told   When you come home late   That beat look on your face   Don't tell me it's because   You're working night and day   I'm not blind   I got eyes you see   You're a mean moonshiner   You've been seen down at Joe's   Spending all of my dough   Splashing bourbon and rye   Playing randy and dandy, the game stakes are high   Honey you're a lie   Just a no good guy   Phoney Romeo   In a late late show   When I took you home   To mama she said   This guy looks like   He's got a hole in his head   Lord protect us from evil she cried   He's a mean moonshiner   Honey don't you grieve   When I take my leave   I ain't gonna cry   For my last goodbye   I'm gonna take that door   Don't care what you say   You never did say much anyway   I care no longer   For the company   Of a mean moonshiner