I have to tell a story - about a man  Never in the mood - to change his life  Nobody wants to help him - as he spirals down  But one day the wrong decision - hit him overnight    No more cocktail parties - champagne's run dry  No company take-overs - stock markets high  No more hand-jobs in the boardroom - sex is history  And no saunas, no jacuzzis - the penalties you'll reap    At last he realized - he did it wrong  Messed big time everywhere - double-dealing lies    He's going down on his bad luck - his just deserts  He's going down on his bad luck - what he deserved    His old man told him always - listen son  It's a two-way street to fortune - you gotta hit and run  Don't forget the mirror - look who's behind  And don't you come up crying - when it's faster coming down    At last he realized - he did it wrong  Messed big time everywhere - double-dealing lies    He's going down on his bad luck - his just deserts  He's going down on his bad luck - what he deserved  He's going down on his bad luck - it's his time  He's going down on his bad luck - can't rewind    Do you get the story - you know this man  Have you learned a lesson - do you understand  When all you got is crystal - you shouldn't cast a stone  So be careful when you go up - 'cause you'll meet them coming down    He's going down on his bad luck - his just deserts  He's going down on his bad luck - what he deserved  He's going down on his bad luck - it's his time  He's going down on his bad luck - can't rewind