Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch  You really are a heel  Your as cuddly as a cactus  Your as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch    Your a bad banana with a greesy blach peel    Your a monster, Mr. Grinch  Your hearts an empty hole  Your brain is full of spiders  You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch    Your a foul one, Mr. Grinch  You've got termites in your smile  You've got all the tender sweetness of a seasivk crocodile  Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch   Out of the two,  I'd choose the seasick crocodile    Your a rotter Mr. Grinch  Your the kins of sinful sots  Oh , your hearts a dead tomatoe  Sploched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch  our a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwitch  With aresenic sauce    these lyrics are submitted by Shelby Marie