my art is called egocentric soft porno   or maybe it's just narcisism   my one and only subject goes from    something like anything but me-ism      wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley   he could drop the paintings    and photograph his penis   or take pics of the chicks   yeah, you know what i mean      wouldn't it be easier for Escher   he could drop the marh   and make it happen on his matress   2 girls and a cam   3 girls and a cam   put a dog there and you got polaroid scam      I ain't no art-ist   I am an art-bitch   I sell my paintings to the men I eat   I have no port-fo-lee-o   cuz I only show   where there's free al-co-hol      I am so hardcore   I sell my crap and people ask for more   call me re-vo-lu-tionaire   I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire   what I do, it's called art-shit   and don't you dare make fun of me   cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of ID      I ain't no art-ist   I am an art-bitch   I sell my paintings to the men I eat   I have no port-fo-lee-o   cuz I only show   where there's free al-co-hol      I ain't no art-ist   I am an art-bitch   I sell my paintings to the men I eat   I have no port-fo-lee-o   cuz I only show   where there's free al-co-hol      lick lick lick my art-tit   suck suck suck my art-hole      I ain't no art-ist   I am an art-bitch   I sell my paintings to the men I eat   I have no port-fo-lee-o   cuz I only show   where there's free al-co-hol