MARVIN:  One, two. One, two, three. One, two, three, four.  Marvin is boy who has giddy seizures,  He's laughing all the time.  Marvin is boy who has giddy seizures,  Sometimes they're fatal.  When he turns upside down like a ladle pouring soup  He's a veritable fool.  Marvin is my very best friend in school.  It's me and Marvin.  Lately I've been thinking maybe Marvin needs attention  Of a private sort.  Maybe this whole seizure thing is something he invented,  Or is it medicinal: should his mother be blamed?  ALL:  Marvin has a something which most everybody needs;  He cannot ever be embarrassed.  MARVIN:  Marvin is my very best friend in school.  And I'm embarrassed and ashamed. Oh.  LADIES (all at once):  Marvin! What are you doing?  Who do you think you are, Marvin?  What's Marvin doing?  MARVIN:  Pardon me boys and girls, but I'm having a seizure.  LADIES:  Oh, Marvin. Hey, Marvin.  MARVIN:  Yes I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey,  Watch me laugh.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  MARVIN:  Watch me cry.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  MARVIN:  I am counting on your prayers to get me by.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  MARVIN:  Well my arms disappear and my legs disappear and my knees disappear and my  shoulders disappear  When Marvin throws the best fit of the year.  ALL:  Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love.  He needs love. He needs love.  He needs love. Ooooooh.  MARVIN:  Marvin holds his breath, his face is under water  But that's not a seizure.  Marvin talks of death, he imitates a slaughter  But that's not a seizure.  Then he begins to shriek like a virgin,  And his eyes turn an ordinary fizz--  (Nothing's exactly like I say it is)--  But hey, that's a seizure!  LADIES (all at once):  Marvin! What are you doing?  Who do you think you are, Marvin?  What's Marvin doing?  MARVIN:  Pardon me boys and girls but I'm having a seizure.  LADIES:  Oh, Marvin. Hey, Marvin.  MARVIN:  Yes, I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.  Watch me laugh.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  MARVIN:  Watch me cry.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  MARVIN:  I am counting on your prayers to get me by.  LADIES:  Marvin's giddy seizures.  Arms.  MARVIN:  Disappear!  LADIES:  Legs.  MARVIN:  Disappear!  LADIES:  Groin.  MARVIN:  Disappears!  LADIES:  Knees.  MARVIN:  Disappear  When Marvin throws the best fit of the year.  ALL:  Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love.  He needs love. He needs love.  He needs love. Ooooooh.  Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love.  He needs love. He needs love.  He needs love. Ooooooh.  Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love.  He needs love. He needs love.  He needs love. Ooooooh.