I've got a doll   She got it all   She's the one   for big fun   She's always home   I'm never alone   She never says no.   She's got three holes!      Electric Sheila   Electric Sheila      If the girl of your dreams   comes apart at the seams   She never bitches   (Got)Reinforced stitches   Guaranteed satisfaction   Vibro-Action   I turn her on   She gets me off!      Electric Sheila   Electric Sheila      (Instrumental Break)      She sleeps in a box   In a drawer with my socks   Doesn't hang in bars   Smells like a new car   And the way she feels,   it's almost real.   But that's okay   She doesn't have A.I.D.S.      Electric Sheila   I've got to feel ya      And I love you,   Electric Sheila.