When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine    But this cat starts banging man what a swine.    So I called reception but to no avail    That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale.    I went bang - I said shut up,    I went bang - I said rap up.    Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work    But the piledriver man drove me berserk.       He said captain, I said wot,    He said captain, I said wot,    He said captain, I said wot,    He said captain, I said wot d'ya want       Once a lifetime, twice a day    If you don't work you get no pay.    I been to the east, I been to the west,    But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.    Well, hello Adam, where you been?    I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean,    I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad    'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad.       He said captain, I said wot, ...    He said captain, I said wot, ...