Candy's nineteen, she goes to college in Kansas  She don't care about football or fraternity dances  Don't care about her classes or the bad marks she gets  Spends all her time on the internet  Money's tight yeah she' on an allowance  So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower  Logged on to see you/see me and there it was    Everybody wants a piece of Candy  Everybody wants a piece of Candy now  Demand was so high she got six more cameras  Now you got Candy from every angle  Painting her nails on the edge of her bed  And fakin' with her boyfriend when he's givin' her head yeah  A thousand hits a day, she didn't know who her fans are  A few short weeks and she's a chat room superstar  Old men loggin' hard and fast  Just to get a little peek at Candy's --    Money rolled in, it was good for a while  Then it got kinda freaky you know  Crampin' her style  Everybody stared when she's out on the street  Then her boyfriend split 'cause he couldn't take the heat  She started finding wierd shit left in her mailbox  Little Barbie dolls with their little Barbie heads cut off  Too much too soon - but there it was    Everybody wants a piece of Candy now    Pretty soon the freaks they're all tryin' to find her  They're not just fans man, they're subscribers  They hid in her bushes and out at her fence  Tryin' to get a little piece of Candy in the flesh  Lock the doors and black the windows  Take down the cameras and put 'em where the trash goes  A little late that she figured it out  Candy starved to death 'cause  She wouldn't leave the house    Everybody wants a piece of Candy  Everybody wants a piece of Candy now