My old bitch is new rock, in a sense   Repetitive and useless like a bad dream   She nagged away like their shitty guitars   And her tits were just like their riffs   (Fucking Terrible)     The love she gave me was their guitar solo   It didn't fucking go nowhere   The love she gave me was their lyrics   Exaggerated and Meaningless     Todays rock is like a fucking bitch   You wanna fuck her, but she says she aint ready   When the fuck will rock ever be ready?   How long will we have to put up with this shit?     I've moved on from my old bitch   She lied and cheated   I've moved on from new rock   Rock has been defeated     They go hand in hand   Both driven by money   They go hand in hand   Both boring and not funny     Todays rock is like a fucking bitch   You wanna fuck her, but she says she aint ready   When the fuck will rock ever be ready?   How long will we have to put up with this shit?     If only new rock were porn   If only new rock was awesome   It's true, rock is dead   We can only wait and hope   Rock now is like that fucking bitch   Too fucking tight, taking no risks   Never wanting to try anything new   All repetitive shit