Got our first gig at the local bar  And it wasn't paying  Hauled in beat up amps and cheap guitars  Plugged 'em in and started playing    *testify*    We got tattoos and a rental van  With my girlfriend's money  Now she wants it back 'cause she hates the band  We think that's funny    You think I'm so cool  You think I'm so cool    We're in it for money  Guitars and tattoos  You fell for it honey  Oh yeah  Don't you think that's cool?    You bought my CD and a video  With your daddy's money  Now you can't afford to make the show  Don't you find that funny?    You think I'm so cool  You think I'm so cool    We're in it for money  The pills and the booze  You fell for it honey  Oh yeah  Don't you think that's cool?    You think I'm so cool  You think I'm so cool  You think I'm so cool  You think I'm so cool    *put your hands in the air*  *you gotta shake your ass too*  *we're only in it for the money*  hey baby don't you think that's cool?  Hey baby don't you think  don't you think that's     The drummer counts to four  Everything's cool  He twirls his stick and starts to drool  If any of you ladies got a thing for us  We'll meet you later at the back of the bus