A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey  Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me  You see I'm tryin to get the punani  but you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-eh  You see I'm tryin to get the punani  but you just wanna rock me, oooh, check it  So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom  Because I gotta gotta get some, el, bow, room  So I can Bang-kok, better yet, knock Italy  But raindrops keep fallin on my couch, try to sit with me  Tamperin up my program, so I play another slow jam  It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man  But you insist on stay and playin Genesis  I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass  And don't come knockin my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo  I'm talkin the his and his and hers, Three's Company too  So step to the step to the rear  And don't come back now, hear?    Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, yeah)  Ahh to the break y'all (break y'all, made it!)  To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHH!)  To the break y'all (break y'all break, BREAK!)    The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here!  I'm checkin my mirror from the rear -  - locks are closer, than they appear  The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again  But ain't no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn't there  You're thinkin that, "Oops, I made a mistake"  You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy, give me a break"  You made a mistake on the first take  tryin to break a leg for take two  You shoulda ate your Wheaties  and Petey mighta made a breakthrough  You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position  Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin  It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline  You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp figures  So you take ? and then play the role of friend and talk  Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk  Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner  It's fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_  So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up  My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I I think I can!!"  Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that's what they all say  Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy  What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted  It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!"  Hopin you won't drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay?  What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby!  Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows  that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's    To the break y'all (break y'all, YEAH)  To the break y'all (break y'all, MAYBE)  To the break y'all (break y'all, NAHHH)  To the break y'all (break y'all, check it out)    The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break  The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!  The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!!  Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN!    Walkin up and then down the strip  Lookin for some hip so I can skip  I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script  that they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD Gus  So I'm gettin a bus, as I thrill at the disgust  Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this  And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business  Dippin from a distance, in an instance I got the digits  and blew a kiss to her   (THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn't speak to her  I hooked up with the one that looked NICE  Took her mind, like an ICE  'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice  Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill  They told her to keep that booty still   I been through more hoes than the pill  Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete (UHH)  In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK)  The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin knocked  I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop  So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell  Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail  Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat  Like a belt, everything was strapped  'til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?"  The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy  This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy  THAT WAS FOUL, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead end  The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in  No more no more no more and now I know and now I know  Don't mess around with CB's, good buddie, ten-fo'    (Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh break it..)