If i play soccer  im sure im a great player  Peter Shoemaker can't save my ball  He will fall down on the shoal  Micro Ovum can't score a goal  i'll stand there to say no no no  Chorus  Soccer mania  Soccer mania  every one can play even Anastasia  except me  If i know how to shoot  i'll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop  He will never be a denmark keeper  but maybe he will be a rubish car driver  i'll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum's face  He will be full of grace!!!!