Verse 1  My superstars were laced up tight  And all the sinners were gathered in white  The pearly gates were opened up wide  And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes  So I stepped out to the clouds  The holy father was getting down  And as I ordered a round of drinks  He said I got a little story tell me what you think:  Chorus  Moses used to sniff the lines  Noah used to rock the boat sometimes  Mary used to get undone  Jesus rode a Harley Davidson  Verse 2  All the angels were gathered around  Leather boots and lace night gowns  And one started to kiss my feet  She said the Lord got a red light on at every street  Chorus (X2)  Verse 3  My superstars were laced up tight  And all the sinners were gathered in white  The pearly gates were opened up wide  And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes  Chorus (X2)