Dear Mom   I'm dating an actress   And I'm just writing to let you know   Why I'm so far from home   I followed her to Stella Adler   A method man was what she was after   She must have seen them on TV     She's my actress model dancer whatever   I've been watching you   I've been wanting you   Actress model dancer whatever   You're so over there   You're so everywhere     I met her over a cigarette   And though I don't really know her yet   I could see she sees something in me   A thousand bucks won't pay the rent   And I don't know where the money's spent   But it shows Lord cause nothing's free     She's my actress model dancer whatever   I've been watching you   I've been wanting you   Actress model dancer whatever   You're so over there   You're so everywhere     She made a promise   she'd never act with me now   But I saw her move her lips   They were reading scripts   She made a promise   she'd never act with me now   And I saw her move her lips   Line please line please     Dear Mom   I'm dating an actress   And I'm just writing to let you know who who   Actress model dancer whatever   I've been watching you   I've been wanting you   Actress model dancer whatever   You're so over there   You're so everywhere   Dear Mom   I'm dating an actress   Dear Mom   I'm dating an actress   Now I'm an actor too