I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits  I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit  I only have a dick that's quite hairy  My ass is too, that's kinda scary    I wish I was a girl    I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain  Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain  Cost being a guy is really boring  And cross dressing just isn't my thing    Some people think I might be gay  But I don't swing the other way  I just wanna be a girl so damn much  To fell my clit as it gets.........    But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more  Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door  I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits  But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits  I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time  I'd get a better job when performing 69  Cos being a girl would be so cool  Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool    Mother    Why wasn't I a girl  (repeat 12 times)    Why    Chorus and out