Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your wedding   You've just gotta believe me   But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk   Oh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I'm staggerin' into church   And I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar   Oh I bet that you're still mortified   But just think, girl,   No one's ever gonna be forgetting   The day I wrecked your wedding     Oh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girl   You've just gotta believe me   But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dress   Oh, it got me so upset   And then your father's screamin' and callin' me   "You no good lazy punk   I always knew you were a drunk"   And your mother, she's havin' her 19th nervous breakdown   But just think girl   No one's ever gonna be forgetting   The day I wrecked your wedding     Oh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll change   I'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys,   'cause I just can't live without your body and you   Oh Maria, I'll even sell my strat, give up the band   You better believe me, girl, this time it's true   Oh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for you     Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin'   You just got to believe me   But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory   Oh your old man'll even grow to love me, I'll give him 6 grandchildren   I'll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I'll be so electable   I'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant   That way you'll never be forgetting - the day I wrecked your wedding