Give me a quarter and I will start to say,  “What is this for?”  It’s for all of the doe I took from you today  This is just one. I want a hundred more!    [Chorus]  I’m going to get some more  I need something to savor  Fresh off the sidewalk  Go ahead dude, just talk    I reach out for the quarter  Sweat is dripping from my headband  Man, there’s no need to sort ‘em  I’ll just take it from your hand!    You don’t want to do that dude  I’m begging you not to  What in the world?  Where did you go, Earl?    [Chorus]    Oh, you’re a tough catch  When you’re standing there with the money & a match  You better go over there  It's not my fault that I have good-looking shoes    When the hog snorts, when the deer runs  Hot dogs go with hot dog buns  Man, how do we sound?  What’s that? Yeah, I know we’re fun!    [Chorus x3]    these lyrics are submitted by $5 Foot Long!