I stand here and it's so profound  All I can vision is here and now  But I think about the future and it sucks    I'll get older I'll get fat and slow  Have to deal with kids and life, you know  oh ya, all kinds of shit     I'll have a.. a car to pay off  And a rent and mortgage too  Coke-bottle glasses and orthopedic shoes    My job will probably suffocate me  Cuz of my prostate it burns when i pee  I'll fall face first when I'm over the hill    Wont shit under my own power  If I try it'll take me about five hours  I dread the day I have to wear depends    I know what's really over the hill  A respirator, viagra pills  Adulthoods not the way for me  Can't take all of this RESPONSIBILITY (and i know this)  Cuz I don't wanna grow up   No I don't wanna grow up