(c) War Pidgeon 1994.  (Spead metal version)  Out last night  Drinking way too much  No place left to go  Driving drunk  Up and down the street  Going really slow  It's 4am  I spot a bar  I have to go inside  Topless chicks  Flashing breasts  All of them with pride  (Chorus)  There are no two  nipples alike  no two nipples alike  Look far and near  They'll disapear  But no two are alike  I sat down  By the stage  To watch the chicks dance by  Not one, not two  But twenty five  Really caught my eye  Big busty blonde  Danced my way  To show me what she had  She shook her breasts  In my face  Man that made me glad  Next came by  The small brunette  With hooters extraordinaire  Then came red  Who shook so well  My lust I did declare  (Chorus)  There are no two  nipples alike  no two nipples alike  Look far and near  They'll disapear  But no two are alike  There were twenty five  Lovely pairs  Of hearty, bouncy mounds  I saw them all  Small and large  Even pointy and round  Big nipples  Small nipples  Aereolas to spare  I watched them all  Until the dawn  I had an evil stare  With a gleam  In my eye  I finally stopped to think  No two were the same  In this place  With breast on the brink  (Chorus)  There are no two  nipples alike  no two nipples alike  Look far and near  They'll disapear  But no two are alike