you can't deny that cut flowers given time will surely die   but they'll do fine with candles and some wine but it's a crime   yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see   and it's a crime that she's going home with you and not with me      it's plain to see that boxes of candy will make her sigh   but confidentially they'll just rot her pretty teeth & it's a crime   yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see   and it's a crime that she's going home with you and not with me      it has been proved that pups and kittens too will make her swoon   but it stands to reason that animals give fleas and it's a crime   yeah it's a crime that you're kissing on that girl for all to see   and it's a crime that she's going home with you & not with me