The weekend is the weekend   And it’s sunny in the park   I’ll stay here with my beer and fish and chips till it gets dark   I’ve got a lot of homework   But homework he can wait   I never start my homework till its already too late   My parents say think about your future and my teachers say the same   But it’s hard   When there’s a basketball game in the park   It’s 1998   And everybody’s saying:   “Harry, you’re going to be a lawyer some day…”      It’s Monday bloody Monday   And there’s two things I forgot   I forgot to do my homework   And I’ve only got one sock   I’m halfway through a test   But I just can’t concentrate   I’m sitting next to Fontaine   I want to ask her on a date   I really want to start a conversation   But each time she walks past   I start choking on my pencil   And fall flat on my ass   I need to concentrate   I have to get this grade   Or I might fail to be a lawyer someday      BRIDGE   But just right now   Can’ think of anything better to do   Than just sit down at the piano and a write this tune   And maybe later   Maybe later in the afternoon   I’ll sit back and relax   And think of all the things I’m going to do…      CHORUS   Someday…   I’ll buy an old car   Someday…   I’ll get that car to start   Someday…   I’ll learn how to drive too   And then Someday…   Imagine all the things I could do.      (That was 1998 now   Bring it forward to the present day now   Cause some things have changed   but some things never change)      The weekend is the weekend   And it’s sunny in the park   I’ll stay here with my beer and fish ‘n’ chips till it gets dark   I just saw Peter Parsons   Who used to be in my class   I always gave him wedgies cause I thought he worked too hard   He said, “Harry, life is great –   I feel so happy these days –   I’m a litigation lawyer –   So I got it made   I’m going out with Fontaine   Rememer her from tenth grade?   I drive a Porsche so I can’t complain…”      BRIDGE   Shit! And look at me can’t think of anything better to do   That just sit down at the piano and write this tune   And maybe later   Maybe later in the afternoon   I’ll sit back and relax and think of all the things I’m going to do…      CHORUS