Do you remember in the fairy tale?    How the wicked witches spell changed the handsome prince to a toad   Thru the power of her potion she handed him the notion   That he was lower than the dirt in the road   And thou she left him green and warted her evil plan was thwarted   When there chanced to happen by a young miss   Who in spite of his complexion offered her affection   And broke the wicked curse with her kiss      Chorus:   Well if you’ve never been a frog kissin    Then you don’t know what you’ve been missing   There’s a world of opportunity under each and every log   If you’ve never been a charm breaker   And if you’ve never been a handsome prince maker   Just a slow down turn around bend down    And kiss you a frog      Once upon a time ago   I was down and feelin low   Like a lonely frog in a pond   Life was just a joke   And I was very near a crokin   I was zapped by life’s wicked wand   Then in the depth’s of my depression    There came a true expression   From a love from a lady so sweet   She gave warm fuzzy feelings   Feelings that were healing   And knocked me of my little web feet      Chorus:      There’s a happy ever after land   Even in the heart of man   Where a prince or princess abide   But all we get are glimpses   Of the handsome prince or princess   Cause there covered by a green warty hide   And thou there full of life’s potential   There lackin one essential   To enable them to shine like a star   And that’s to have some guy or misses   Smother them with kisses   And love them while there just like they are      And that’s the secret of frog kissin   And you can do it to    If you just listen   Just slow down turn around bend down   And kiss you a frog      Ribit ribit