Fashion rules !   You fashion people in your camouflage wear   You think you’re really quite out there   But the fashions you wear, aren’t so cool   You really should go back your Old Skool   And Martine hides behind those stripes   The T-shirts, yeah, that’s what she likes    Nicking off with logo’s at Cartier   The grand mister D, or Charlie some say   Dress up dummies for a little while   Crash the crash party in real Chicks style   Karl and his lens, like to watch   King of the Thing, but we don’t give ahh   Gucci’s got the monopoly, fifty handbags   It’s victim luxury, Voguefied in 0-1   Enough with that fake, it’s said and done   Fashion is for fashion people   It’s hard to be cool if you don’t follow these rules   Fashion is for fashion people   Get out there now and break the rules   Bless the dress, you’re outta style   You’re a brainwash victim for a while   Off with their heads is what we say   Marie-Antoinette, it’s the only way   You’re a model and you walk the beat   They even told you what to eat   bacteria inbred in fashion schools   get out there now and break the rules   Fashion is for fashion people   It’s hard to be cool if you don’t follow these rules   Fashion is for fashion people   Get out there now and break the rules