Embassy Officials:   Oh, my dear how boring,   He's defecting   Just like all the others,   He's expecting   Us to be impressed   With what he's done here,   But he hasn't stopped   To think about the paperwork   His gesture causes--   We've an embassy to run here.      If these people can't strike   Blows for freedom   With a valid visa,   We don't need 'em.   If we seem offhand   Then please remember   This is nothing very special--   He's the fourth we've had   Since last November.   Who do these foreign   Chappies think they are?      Official #1:   And when he's safely in the West   He'll be the hero to discuss.   The media will lionize him,   Fame and fortune plus,      Officials:   No-one will recall it's   Thanks to us.      Official #1: [Spoken]   You have a wife?      Anatoly: [Spoken]   Yes.      Official #3: [Spoken]   You have two children?      Anatoly: [Spoken]   Yes.      Official #2: [Spoken]   And they're not coming with you?      Anatoly: [Spoken]   No, not for the moment.      Official #4: [Spoken]   You play chess. You are good at it?   [Official #3 whispers in #4's ear]   Oh. I hear you're world champion.      Anatoly: [Spoken]   Since yesterday.      Officials: [Spoken]   That's still good.   [Sung]   Have you an appointment   With the consul?   If you don't    We know what his   Response'll be,   He will not see you--   With respect it buggers up   His very taxing schedule,   Pushing peace and understanding.   Let us hope this won't affect it.      Far too many joker   Cross the border,   Not a single   Document in order.   Russia must be empty   Though we're all for   Basic human rights,   It makes you wonder,   What they built the Berlin wall for--   Who do these foreign   Chappies think they are?      And when you've   Filled in all the forms,   And been passed   Clear of all disease,   Debriefed, debugged,    Dedrugged, disarmed,   And disinfected, please   Don't forget the guys   Who cut your keys.