(Sang on show American Music Shop)      Well hello, come in, great to see you again   Been such a long drive, guess you're beat   Heaven's what's that? It's a dwarf in a hat   Oh no, you've brought the children, how sweet.      I'm sure you mentioned it when we'd last spoken   Let me just move these so they don't get broken   He's such a delight, and you're staying the night   You know I just love little kids.      Little kids, are sticky and cute   Little kids, have mud on their boots   And they run through my house   And they torment my dogs   And I surely do love little kids.      Now let's sit in here, honey this is your chair   No, kitty's afraid when you shout   Oh, it's ok, it was old anyway   And the other one washes right out.      Don't touch the parrot, that's right it's a mean one   How do they do it? I'd need a machine gun   She's patient and kind, I'd be out of my mind   You know I just love little kids.      Little kids, will cry anywhere   Little kids, have food in their hair   And they run through my house   And they torment my dogs   And I surely do love little kids.      Now don't pull their tails   No, they're not mean   And yes, if they bite you, it hurts   It's just a Sears coffee machine   Nobody knows how it works.      The company's gone, I'm sitting alone   Away from the noise and the fuss   The pets have returned and this weekend I've learned   Little children are nothing like us.      'Cause they put their food in ridiculous places   And they leave their fingerprints on their own faces   Oh, how could you say we all started this way?   You know I just love little kids.      Little kids, get up way before me   Little kids, leave a trail of debris   And they run through my house   And they torment my dogs   And I surely do love little kids...